August 10: The monkey turns ten

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The Habagat frenzy and the nonstop downpour that followed days later did not stop my little brother from celebrating his 10th birthday. Unfortunately, the only guests he had were Tita Fe, Tita Annie, Annica, and BJ (one of his petty ka-barkada). Sending out invitations on such a short notice turned out to be a bad idea after all.

Since Mama went to work that day, she asked me to cook Carbonara. The last time I cooked such dish was the summer when we had no yaya around to tend to our shitty orders, making Jill and I liable for any household mishaps (i.e. late dinner, hungry dogs, huge pile of dirty laundry, sticky floors, et cetera). That was the summer of 2007, a little more than five years ago. So boohoo. I did not know what to do.

Ate Madel made things a bit easier for me though-- she rounded up the ingredients (evaporated milk, pasta noodles, cream of mushroom, bacon, garlic, onion) on the counter. The only thing I'm in doubt of is the order in which the ingredients must meet its hot end.

In the end, naghula-hula nalang moi.

Overcooked bacon: Double deadly


I seriously do not know what I am doing.

A little before 4pm, Mama arrived with a box of chocolate cake in hands. Apparently, she was not able to acquire the ice cream cake she ordered online since she was not able to print out its voucher.




Honestly, I find the celebration quite sad since there attended only a handful of guests. I myself was not able to give him a present since ang daming gastos sa school and the suspension of classes during the flood delayed my receipt of allowance from Mum. Walang pera forever, period.

And to the smelliest, most arrogant monkey I have ever met, happy 10th birthday! I love you besides the fact that you hate taking baths and that you would sometimes even lie about the fact that you had not yet taken a bath or brushed your teeth yet. I'm so glad I have you in my life-- you're kind of the most important touch to it. :D

Habagat flipping out

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I was tasked to get the books and shoes and clothes upstairs.
Epal yung alikabok, pinky swear.



I had to take care of such a dirty business.

August 7th, 0830 hours (wow gumaganon)

By 0930, we were able to bring most of our heavy thingamabobs upstairs. Pero we left the telly downstairs so that we'd still be in the know kung nanu nang nangyayari sa labas.

Mum on a coffee break. 
Mrs. Spidey putting up a web. Bad timing, darling.

By 1300, the very unwelcome floodwater was able to penetrate through our first line of defense. We never  had the thought of abandoning ship though. Nevarrrr!

Oo, may superpowers kapatid ko. He's half a butterfly. Hush lang ha.

Go away Leptospirosis, we don't want your ass in here.

This here (below) is a photo of where my boyfriend resides (oo meron pero wala namang makakabasa nito so gora lang). Yung first storey, school. Yung second, bahay.

Since Teacher Joy (the owner) is such a philanthropist (I mean that in the most positive way, just so you know), she let those whose houses are only one-storey be guests muna 'til the waters receded. So even before the tubig-baha was knee-high, people were rushing in to her very, very humble abode. Apparently they knew when to evacuate na because of the Ondoy experience.

Still, they're throwing a party without inviting us. Boo hoo. Andun pa naman yung crush ko nung maliit ako (landi 'no, hehe).


One of my Facebook contacts thought (I think he was kidding, though) that
those were escape slides! Pwede din, 'no? Hihi.

Jared's room = Instant bodega


Ready to welcome the oh-so-demented floodwater. No open arms for you though.

Stuffed tiger clinging to the well. Rad idea, mister.

Bedroom panorama (ours)

Living room panorama, pre-alon.

Living room panorama, post-alon.

By morning (August 8th), the floodwater that forced its way into our house was the first one to greet me hello. How nice of it.

Indoor pool, anyone?

Meanwhile, upstairs:

I was surprised to find an Eragon book in Papa's shelves. I mean, really?

Feeling nasa Venice.

Almost waist-deep.

Parang-milkshake in our yard. Where are all the boys at?!
K.

Kitty (not a cat) and Sirius (a.k.a. Padfoot)

Izzy (pups' mum) and Churro (pups' dad, as we assumed)

Yellowbell St. Extension Panorama (with Jared's filthy face)



Cuddle weather-- even for Izzy and her offsprings.







First time 'ko kasing maglaro ng Monopoly na may naka-hotel eh. Pagpasensiyahan.


When the floodwater packed up and went away (never come back, you evil thing!), we started cleaning up. Mama and I took care of the terrace which by then was a haven for flies! As in shit, ang daming tae. I just did not take a picture of it because surely 'di mate-take ng sikmura niyo. Good thing we feed them pellets-- not leftovers otherwise they'd be shitting really sticky and far more smelly shit.

So thank *insert name of dog food inventor here* for pellets!



Also, I apologize for the sudden photobomb. I don't usually blog this way, but ever since I heard that Multiply was going to stop offering file sharing services by December, I did not know what to do. Up until now I still upload my stuff on Multiply-- pinky swear-- you can check it if you want to (click here, darling). Right now I'm thinking of how to retrieve all those stuff... and where to keep them, especially.

Normal people want superpowers

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I wasn't able to follow my long weekend itinerary so boohoo. Today I am supposed to come up with a poster thingie for our confraternity's August birthday celebrants. This is 100% voluntary. I'm doing it mostly because I don't have enough $$$ to buy each of them a gift (ang dami kaya nila, lima).

Instructions in English, Filipino, German, and Spanish. Ang 'di pa maka-gets panget.


Yes, I drew everything myself, though as usual I still have to borrow some textures from DeviantArt.
Here are my resources:
Everything was done on sketchpad and in Adobe Photoshop CS3.

Next week, our group will be holding a lobby game called Movie Addicts. This year's theme revolves around superheroes, both foreign and local. Ah, that explains why most of them are dressed in comic characters. But why choose the Filipino motif? Well, I guess I was trying to promote Filipino creations? Don't ask me, I don't know.

Today I am also supposed to come up with a Sigman anniv tarp design but I don't know if I'll be able to accomplish that before 12 midnight since I still have to end my relationship with the infamous 180-page Philo 171 readings. Don't get me wrong-- I love that course but it just takes up too much of my time. I also hate the fact that some articles in it are not in modern English. As much as I'd love to read like a sir, I also hate that I cannot comprehend about 60% of whatever the philosophers are talking about.

Hell weekend

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My Friday’s about to end and I have not yet done anything productive.


I just got home (by home I mean the one in Rizal) yesterday. Why, you ask. Well the UPCAT will take place on Saturday and Sunday so my school had to give up Friday’s afternoon classes to prepare for next day’s UPCAT. I went home Thursday since my only Friday pasok commences at 5:30 in the afternoon giving me the ultimate oh-what-a-wonderful-life pass to a long weekend.

Long weekend woohoo lettuce celebry or somethin!

Yeah that was what I had in mind too until it occurred to me that I'll be taking two exams next week and that I'll still have to read the 6th chapter of this e-book I illegally downloaded for Econ 102 and that I'll still have to update my notes on Macroeconomics so that I'll be able to understand whatever Sir De Leon has to discuss the next time we meet. I still don't even know what to do with my BM 99.1 (Accounting) since it has been two weeks since the last time I saw Sir Bacon. My point is that I still have to accomplish so many school shit before I get to enjoy whatever may be left of my weekend.

Long weekend indeed.

With this I constructed a Long Weekend Game Plan. Oo na yuck nerd moments pero I without a to-do list I sure won't be able to accomplish anything. Here goes.

Friday
  • BM 153 Take notes from readings
  • Philo 171 Catch up (since I was not around last session)
Saturday
  • Philo 171 Finish catching up (I swear there are lots to read)
  • Econ 102 Read Chapter 6
  • Econ 101 Take notes from provided PPTs
Sunday
  • Construct Sigman anniv. tarp design draft
  • Construct fancy happy birthday August celebrants poster thingie
Monday
  • BM 153 Review for exam
  • Philo 171 Review for exam
Non-acad gigs
  • Cinemalaya: Try to find a way inside the movie house to watch Ang Nawawala and Mga Kidnapper ni Ronnie Lazaro since you're the suckiest loser to fail to reserve a ticket or two (one for Mocs of course) for the screening.
  • Go on a date with Inday or Dahlia or Kit or Charlene.
  • Assist Sofia (or maybe not-- she's Jill's guest anyway... pero)
  • Attend to check-up

And yet I still find time to blog. Well, let's say this is my way of relieving stress (without even feeling it yet). Pero okay sa totoo lang ayoko pang simulan tasks ko so

Princess Monster Wife

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So my 50th post is about my second favorite TV show (after Doctor Who, of course), Adventure Time! Yeah. Cheers.

Ever since class started I was not able to keep up with the latest AT episodes since I was too busy watching films from the nineteenth and twentieth centuries so that I can finally tick off some of those listed in my movie bucket list (which I'll have probably scanned in the future so I can show it off to you because yes darling I am indeed the infamous Captain Showoff). Season 4 has just started pero they have already released lots of episodes but I was only able to download those of and prior to the 18th of July keeping me from delighting myself with the three newest ones.

Yes, I am a little disappointed with myself. I seem to have partially lost my piracy skills. I just hope I don't totally lose the right to utter a mighty "Arrrr".

Anyway earlier today I decided to watch two episodes of Adventure Time before starting to study (which still sits unticked on my to-do list oh my glob). I saw Hug Wolf and Princess Monster Wife.

Princess Monster Wife's appearance made Finn and Jake faint-- no kidding.

I just wanted to say that Princess Monster Wife, by far, is the most disturbing episode of AT!

In this episode, Ice King actually had a wife-- who actually was in love with him! Ice King still made use of incantations though-- he created, patched together rather, a wife out of stolen body parts! Read that right. Stolen body parts-- that's what made this episode so fuckin disturbin.

Ingredients of Princess Monster Wife
  • Right half of Princess Bubblegum's face
  • Left half of Turtle Princess' head
  • Lumpy Space Princess' chin
  • Wildberry Princess' right arm
  • Muscle Princess' left arm
  • Back half of Hot Dog Princess (as a right leg)
  • Skeleton Princess' left leg
  • Dr. Princess' midsection (heart and intestines)
  • Elbow Princess' hips
  • Slime Princess' bottoms
Thing is, Ice King and Princess Monster Wife really loved each other. Their story ended a tragedy though-- Princess Monster Wife felt bad about being made out of stolen body parts so she decided to give the stolen parts back to their real princess owners leaving her with nothing but her voice (which by the way was the combined voices of Princess Bubblegum and LSP and Turtle Princess, giving the audience and eerie, nightmare-ish feeling). Via the wind, she told Ice King that even though her parts are separated she will always be with him.

Ice King didn't mind, really. He just complained that his now-dead wife was giving his stuff away (which did not really belong to him in the first place) making me want to take back what I said about Ice King finding true love.

Here's Princess Monster Wife, by the way.


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